267 Stopped Pick-Pocket: Can I Get A Light In London!

Editor's Note: This is your 7th known stopped pick-pocket in London... that we know about!

Dear Clothing Arts,

Recently, in London, I stepped out of a taxi near the front of my hotel in Mayfair, having replaced my credit card in my right front pocket. A heavily made-up woman approached me closely and asked me to help light her cigarette. Not wanting to be rude (and being curious even though my wife was only ten feet away), I used both hands to remove the match and strike it on the box, lighting her cigarette--only to detect her blowing it out covertly as she used her right arm to pull me closer to the building behind her. I then became aware of her left hand feeling for the contents of my right front pocket--but in vain, as the zipper on my travel pants was closed! I shouted as my wife threatened to call the police, but it was over!  

Congratulations on a great design for travel pants.  

I just ordered another pair, and one of my friends ordered 2 pairs after hearing about my adventure.

- Anonymous From Los Angeles, California

 


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